Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Santa and the Japanese Kancho

Friends, this is a true story. Many of you have heard about the Japanese kancho—the two finger jab attack aimed at a victim’s rear—and today I bring you REAL FOOTAGE of the kancho in action. This is me as Santa playing with some Japanese kids. After they had thoroughly investigated my costume, they wanted to see how I would react to the kancho. They were also curious to see what was inside my pants. My friend Rhoda stands by and tries to assist. Gigi is the one filming (bless her for capturing this moment).

4 comments:

Joel Swagman said...

Ah, Kancho. Many times have I felt your wrath

Anonymous said...

Ohhh - the horror of it all. Poor Santa getting attacked in the worst way by little Japanese people - the pain and agony!

Oldmarrieds said...

Oh my!

Anonymous said...

Apropos of nothing, but, just when you thought Star Trek couldn't get any more angstier -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqtnk1-CNqU&mode=related&search=

By the way, I totally recognized your"frustrated" growl around the 21 second mark. You're a patient Santa.

Baker